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The Denver Broncos won’t have a single player take a knee next season. “All of the disrespectful players have been traded or released,” said John Elway’s spokesman, “They can go play activist on someone else’s team.”

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He would not even look at a cow when I let him out with the herd; instead, he would just eat grass.

That bull was starting to look like more than I had paid for him. In any case, I asked the veterinarian to examine him.

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