Rock and roll Hall of Fame denies Bruce Springsteen any awards or status this year. “He’s just too woke for regular America.”

Remember the “Travelling Willburys”? Boy they were great. They should make a new one. I remember George Harrison said once “all you need to be a Willbury is kind of a classic status, be able to sing, and play guitar.”

I figure Bruce, Jon Bon Jovi, John Cougar, and Melissa Etheridge could do it. I think that’d be awesome. Anyway. Bruce wasn’t denied. It’s satire. Okay, bye.